Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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