There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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