I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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