I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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