Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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