Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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