nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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