Define "chronic" masturbator.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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