Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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