The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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