god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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