im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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