I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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