just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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