are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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