i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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