wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Your penis caused this!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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