dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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