it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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