Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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