Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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