This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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