sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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