We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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