All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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