Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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