my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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