Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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