I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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