i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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