were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
