I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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