who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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