***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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