Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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