She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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