Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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