Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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