I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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