at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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