Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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