im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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