Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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