Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
As shirtless as possible
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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