you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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