But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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