My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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