why didn't you poke me back
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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