he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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