Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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