you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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this hospital has no fireball
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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