i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.