office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.