is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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