i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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