I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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